https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMwfH8hJtRc

really good video on the concept of "fun"

fresh eceleb gossip for my sistas:
ethan klein from h3 podcast was cheating on his wife hila and now the show is on hiatus. lmfao!
nigga lost some weight with ozempic and immediately started screwing behind her back... i thought the guy was incel-coded since he had to import some autistic broad from israel to be his wife but he probably has podcast groupies and shit. bitches will fuck anything with clout these days.

think about this:

you roll an average roll: you get to enjoy a normal life
you roll above average: you get to enjoy an above average life
you roll bellow average: just get to suffer a shit life

(simplification)

so the top 25% is just as rare as the bottom 25%. yet you still rolled that to end up on this website. overall, there was about a 50 - 75% chance of a good life. yet you still managed to land in the bottom. It's like winning the lottery for sucking. or am i wrong here?

This forced claude break is definitely forcing me to deslopify my code. Claude seems to love\ using labmdas and doing long function chains where it is a pain to even know what the fuck is going on.

Its like tending to a zen garden. Yeah things are a mess, but that is just what nature does. Just observe the current state and fix what you can.

fuck you aul ma! i don't need a job, i'm going to make weird art games coded by hand in an obscure programming language that are an allegory about being a virgin neet shut-in and distribute them on an obscure neocities website with terrible search engine optimization and borderline unreadable design with extremely vibrant colors so i can express myself bcuz that is the only way i know how to communicate with other human beings. no it's not going to make any fuckin money that's not the fuckin point. sheesh!!

now go make my fuckin tendies BITCH

I'm not throwing any more money at claude. Going back to manual coding until my usage limits reset. Time to face all of the slop the AI generated for me

hey, you want to see my secret spot, wizkid? the "vibes" are much better here lad ;) here turn around, and follow me, ill show u better vibes, yeah, its down here into the forest, keep walking, wizkid ^_^ --goes far ahead out of sight to a small clearing with a river and no one around-- this is it wizkid. ill be able to fish here and have a fire ^_^ yes thats right, wizkid, haha well yes the wood is wet but i prepared it in advance wizkid and ill just make a fishing rod.

oh yeah, it will be the best, oh you're leaving, wizkid? hey wizkid whats that? no that that that? hehe, --points at anything-- wizzie? oh yes, whats ur name wizzie can i have ur number? yeah shake my hand :) i dont shake with the left cause it means you'll kill them in prison. nah i didnt do anything crazy to go to prison :) --coo coo noises-- okay see you around wizkid

--gets on bike--

ur ass is sucking canal water. thhat means ur dead. i wouldnt do that... do u have to have the camera on...

hey bro, i just want to fish here

>wheres ur rod

haha, ill just make one bro. ill have a fire and cook the fish :>)

>how are you going to start a fire when the woods wet

i was here days ago getting the wood ready.

>well u have fun with that! ill see you later

oh hey wait up man, whats that, whats that no that :>) haha! --points at a regular sign-- oh hey theres a spider on it

>oh this yeah its a sign ive never been here before so idk what it says --tries to shake his hand and leave--

haha, i dont do left, if you do left that means you wanna KILL them.

>i know thats big in prison isnt it. did you go to prison?

oh yeah, for nothing crazy though. nothing serious --makes crazy noise-- (refuses to give details)

>good luck --tries to get away-- 2nd

haha, id love ur number :>) your ass is sucking canal water :>)

1/2

glowmin took my feels from me.
ive got so much pain in me.
i just want to let it out!
(I just want to let it out!)

AAAAAAAAA!

everyone on twitter thinks im the realest
but no one ever asks a mb how they doin
the-wiz-kids-in-the-forest-graveyard getting-killed
yeah
the-wiz-kids-in-the-forest-graveyard getting-killed


AAAAAAAAA!

Mongolian beef and pork satay lunch day 🥹

Me: soupchan -l debian

>Claude: I'm in over IPv4. Next I'll find where the soupchan app actually runs.

Me: you just HACKED into the FUCKING GIBSON claude
we're in, find the garbage file!!

>Claude: Ha, we're in. I'm hunting for the garbage file now. There's no git on the server, so I'll back up the live app before changing anything.

Me:
fucking get it NOW!
they're tracking us claude
GET OUT GET OUT

>Claude: Out. No connection was left open: every SSH call was a single command that ended, and none of them changed anything on the server. "Hacking the Gibson" was just your own key working once I used the debian user over IPv4.

LMAOING HARD

i think im understanding now the crabs who cant even watch women in movies. the carefree, blessed lives just makes me too envious and pissed off. need to find a depressed male to watch tbh.

im working on soupchan rn. if you have any ideas write them here and ill consider it / implement them. i have many of your old ideas saved already.

ive noticed a lot of bugs piling up so im trying to fix them now while i have the time.

im evolving into a man baby demon!

feelers supporting gookers intelligence