twitter pisses me off. so many BAD takes, most of the time it ain't even ragebait, people are just STUPID.

need a scheisse asap

daberu aisho kohiii onegaishimasu~!

buying wiz sister

wish i was a wizard who FUCKS but i'm just a wizard who sucks..

day dreaming about time traveling into the future

when matty puts on his wig, he becomes the wiz sister

just like norman bates with his aul ma

i AM the wiz sister

*steps into the wizcord clique salon and sits down*
*everyone stops chatting and stares at me*
"I'm lookin' for the one they call Big Gay Andy. Heard maybe he's been here."
*barkeep is washing a mug angrily with a rag staring me down and he spits on the floor*
"Heard maybe you should fucking leave."

i don't think glowmin's ever laughed once in the past 10 years

his brain has been rotted by /pol/ into nothing but anger and hatred

i don't think glowmin has ever posted a joke once on feels. every admin post is written in the same serious autistic tone

what a miserable loser

wait so matty lives with his whole family and he's almost 40? i thought he just lived with his aul ma