FEELERS WHO ARE PRO CHEFS!!!! AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

where is my trashy 20-something smoker GF that bullies me!!!! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

maybe we're enjoying a brief period prior to entire planet going dark and our existence being erased forever thanks to AI ^_^ i dont know what I believe because if you asked me about AI 5 years ago I'd have told you that its not capable. And now its writing works that rival some of the most complex systems ever designed.

oatmeal choco chip cookies, holy crap these are amazing. hggghhh

soupchan is a comfy place

"Kiddohurt is not a thing you do. It is a way of life."
-Matthew Roberts

i'd lowkey really like to be a stay-at-home husband. my wife can be the mean, capable one that makes all the cash with her email job, while i do household chores. "excuse me, he said no fries on his order" hehe thanks babe, that's why i love you

fryday is also beans day. yea, they be cooking

Wizshits are my favorite part of the day

the truth is: there is no god, humanity is completely abandoned on this dying planet and the universe was formed for unknown reasons

i-i like sausage rolls with tomato sauce on them.

stevies tomb stone reads: "matthew called me a chud, he was the leftist all along. next trust anyone"

As stevie rushes the police with a knife: the last words he says as his body is riddled by gun shots is "they called me chud." camera pans across stevies glassy eyes (police yelling in the background fade out, a beautiful world starts playing.)

Police raid stevies house and find weapons, make-shift bombs, and plans for various attacks. As he is taken out his ghetto housing he can be heard screaming: "ITS THE FEELERS! ITS THE FEELERS! THEY CALLED ME CHUD!"