gooker can probably tell what you ate for dinner based on the smell of your farts.

gooker just wrote that he can tell what dinners are being cooked based on the smell. like he is making some kind of insightful observation unique to him. instead of a generic one called ah... smell and memory? this guy keeps on delivering, holy fuck

"i always know what aunt is making for dinner because i can smell from my room. she's making tacos."

wish i was a girl! i could tease feelers so much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJmqaWq7PJY

interesting talk on creativity

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i'm so hungover

it's not the first time i was rapey with a dream character. it happens often. at first i'm just hoping that she's gonna sex me up but then at some point i see an opportunity and the lust overtakes me lol. usually i just kiss them forcibly or grab something i shouldn't, and most of the time, it doesn't seem to please the character, sometimes they show a grimace, other times i'm just too narrow focused to notice their body language. "wizzie wants to FUCK!!" is the only thought going through my mind.

i wonder if i'm known in the astral realm as the rapey guy. it's funny, these messengers come and try to show me something important and i'm just too horny & lonely to process it. i hope they understand that my soul is starved for affection and that it's not my fault. i bet they complain when they get an assignment with me. "ugh, not the incel again... i barely fought him off last time" lol...

bug report:
when you write exactly 1000 characters, it seems to cut off the text at the end with a "read more".
also it shows the wrong number of characters? 13 more for "consoled",
see post below.

had a really pleasant dream where i held hands with a beautiful girl and she was taking me to various places. interestingly, there were points where i felt self-conscious, "wait i'm an ugly freak" and i'd feel judged by the dream people but then it went away because dreams are very embodied and you can't stay in your head for long. at one point i thought, "people are going to think she's my mother because she's holding my hand" but then i remember, oh wait i'm a grown ass man i can hold hands with a woman. at the end i just forcefully pinned her against the wall and kissed her and then woke up.

i can't exactly remember the details of all the places she was taking me. at one point i got paranoid that she's trying to trick me and take my eyes. i told her i got bad eyes and she said something like "even better". it was bizarre because we were in some kind of waiting room and there were others waiting and she told me they were crazy and the person next to me was upset and being consoled

I love soupchan, very comfy

"i thik aladdin is responsible for white countries being overrun with violent muslims. white people saw that movie and their pussies got wet at seeing aladdin. they want to get whole new world-ed by violent nigger muslim"

new gooker post just dropped

Not gonna lie the conservatives raging about Obamas cheesecake factory made me go into a cheesecake shop for the first time and buy a basque cheesecake which I'm now gonna be insufferable about

Friendship ended with Kit Kat chunky
Now basque cheesecake is my best friend

Ffs can't stop thinking about that basque cheesecake :( it's going to ruin my diet

let me let me let me let me!!!!!