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#8356
>>8357
1 week ago
hey bro, i just want to fish here

>wheres ur rod

haha, ill just make one bro. ill have a fire and cook the fish :>)

>how are you going to start a fire when the woods wet

i was here days ago getting the wood ready.

>well u have fun with that! ill see you later

oh hey wait up man, whats that, whats that no that :>) haha! --points at a regular sign-- oh hey theres a spider on it

>oh this yeah its a sign ive never been here before so idk what it says --tries to shake his hand and leave--

haha, i dont do left, if you do left that means you wanna KILL them.

>i know thats big in prison isnt it. did you go to prison?

oh yeah, for nothing crazy though. nothing serious --makes crazy noise-- (refuses to give details)

>good luck --tries to get away-- 2nd

haha, id love ur number :>) your ass is sucking canal water :>)

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#8357 1 week ago
>>8356
>"my ass is sucking canal water :/" you gonna throw me in a canal? haha...

--comes back again-- hhow about a joke :>) (tells a weird joke about waiting for the right opportunity to fuck multiple sheep)

>--tries to get away-- 3rd time finally starts getting away. i think he was a serial killer...

--comes back for the 4th time, on his bike--

>oh no hes following me... im going to die

whats ur name :) ur ass is sucking canal water, you don't even know. you know what that means, right. it means ive already killed you. you're dead. you're at the bottom of the river.

... that means i wouldn't do that (if I were you?)

>you wouldn't do that?

I said I would never do that :)

do you ah... ah... have to have the camera on the whole time... :)

>for what?

You.

>--realisation-- oh shit he just said he's going to fucking kill me --starts fleeing--

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