update:
they were alright. the ma decided to call me just as i was starting to eat, so i had to listen to her yapp for 30 minutes.
#7594
3 weeks ago
i think i suck at chess because i'm impulsive. the base mechanic of the game is calculation, you have to calculate more accurately and more deeply than your opponent in order to win, but i just want to play the game and move the pieces, so i rely on intuition and just play the first thing on my mind because i hate actually thinking. a lot of people are like this which is why bullet is a popular game mode even for 100 elo shitters.
#7593
3 weeks ago
aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! aul mas can be so cruel! v
#7587
3 weeks ago
can you imagine the feeble gooker trying to kill flies over and over again, as they dive in and around his stinky body, all the while gooker curses, half-dumbstruck at the nerve of flies to hang around someone that "doesnt even stink because soap is a scam" (tm) (why are they here), arms and shoes flailing wildly, as beelzebub stands on by cackling at the absurdity, gooker increasingly angry, his aunt coming in to check on what her special little man is up to today (nothing, as always, at least he's not masturbating to gooks today), and aunt can pretend for the moment that he was only trying to help her, she resumes her show, hoping for lightning or a blood clot to strike her dead in her sleep, meanwhile gooker continues trashing about, knocking over furniture, the wiz fly buzzing happily as it flies out the window, "come back! im not done yet! im not done yet!"
SHAKE THAT ASS IN MY FUCKIN FACE, YOU SEE THESE GOLD CHAINS, THAT MEANS I FUCKIN OWN YOU FEELER, SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME!!
#7580
3 weeks ago
>>7578
He was kinda fat but also I've seen people as fat with far less bad I think so maybe bad luck genetics or maybe a disorder of some sort he did look rather soyish so maybe a testosterone deficiency he had a personal trainer actually I think I've seen him a few times
He was kinda fat but also I've seen people as fat with far less bad I think so maybe bad luck genetics or maybe a disorder of some sort he did look rather soyish so maybe a testosterone deficiency he had a personal trainer actually I think I've seen him a few times
>>7547
You were the first person I had sex with, my first, (not counting rape)
You were the first person I had sex with, my first, (not counting rape)