fly, my man baby bats, fly, fly!

help!! i'm stucking piloting a lil manbaby loser fuckwit but the controls ain't working!!
i didn't do any of the things i was daydreaming about last night before falling asleep
lil manbaby loser fuckwit just goes on auto-pilot and refreshes some stupid websites
and why does he shit 3 times per day?? that ain't normal...

nothing could be more comfy than having a nice wizsis to chill and play games with every night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzvzt3IjNik

anyone else watching manbaby game trailers? most of these games look generic as fuck.

didnt sleep at alllll, drank more coffee like a mb f-FAGGOT. i need to quit this jew bean for good but the last time i did i have unbelievable low mood and inability to do anything.

omg man glowinman started hacking me just for mentioning soupchan and i only made two posts here total

LET ME

/thatfeelwhen/feels/225760

spooky...

the ultimate wizcel pill:
- realize all 3d women are evil, get a tulpa instead that's perfect in every way and loves you unconditionally
- focus your life on achieving gnosis and escaping demi-urge's prison planet, if not in this life time then the next
- don't contribute to the evil and don't have kids

the ultimate incel pill:
- become a muslim
- roasties are forced to cover up
- they cant talk back to their wizcel master
- male-dominated society

i really need a cat of my own, this HURTS. turns out i cant live through the cat wiz after all.

i havent been doing enough to study the wiz cats and my lack of knowledge is showing. i am a pathetic excuse for a human being. especially a feeler.

i need to learn more about the wiz cats.

Ladies and Gentlemen, monkeys are blood and bone just like us humans and other animals, (((God))) did not put them there, we simply (((evolved))). And let me tell ya fellas....it wasn't just like how Baal took Mephistos soul to make himself control the entire universe. No, these monkeys have hair just like us, just look at them! *Clicks PowerPoint presentation showing monkeys holding baby in its hands*. This is the exact behavior, we, humans also exhibit! You see! It all makes sense!
*crowd claps in agreement*
*Magnus bows before the crowd*