now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick...
and it's all in my head, but she's touching his...

>>>/wiz/229558

this "wizard" is actually a witchie in disguise. there are thousands of them lurking at any moment.
sometimes they get together and talk about wizards and which one is the cutest.

lainners don't like feelers bcuz
>we don't FUCK and SUCK
>we're straight edge and don't have any drug connections
>we still use winblows to play our manbaby games
>we don't crossdress for fun
>we code in python instead of lisp

i posted some replies on twitter for the first time since i created the account 6 years ago and i'm getting constant heart notifications. seems like there's no way to turn this off lol...

i heard this one from a normalfag one time, when you fuck girls from behind, sometimes you can smell the shit in their asshole if they haven't cleaned it. their poop hole is very close to the bagina.

female experts, how true is this?

i bought a fleshlight on amazon just to see what p*ssy is supposed to feel like

feels pretty good ngl

stevie and matty used to be best buds.. what happened?

i'm gonna blow up the whole world with a powerful energy blast if you keep calling me gay andy! don't make me do it!

haven't even checked my crypto in over a year since it just goes down and down and down...

i had over $10k at one point... FUCK. now it's like literally $100.

^Don't you have to go on a rant for several hours about your boogeyman on your own gay website while ERPing with trannies?

don't know where you got your intel, but the reports of military-aged transsexuals was... greatly exaggerated. the ranting and ERP taking place was, according to our sources, merely an attempt to make others laugh and have fun, something foreign to your culture, but it doesn't seem to break any International Laws of Wizardry.

seems like the mods finally removed the lainchan thread. lucky they're slow and we got a couple days of exposure.

I feel like I've been at the precipice of a major spiritual breakthrough for a while now but I just can't cross the threshold.

nope. false alarm. it was just a huge wet fart

ok, i admit it... i wouldn't shed a single tear if white people died. they oppressed bipoc for long enough, mayo monkeys should go extinct. yea timmy ain't gonna do shi haha

place is too active now, can't catch up on all the feels in one wizshit session.