I’m home from work and sleepy and had too much lunch

days are really long when you get up early... this little mb just wants to be asleep.

i was looking at my government health info and it literally lists my gender as female... wtf...

getting email notifications to get an STD check, lmao. little do they know im a tru wiz (and therefore have one regularly.)

feelin so based rn.

at least i admit im a man baby unlike some people! horrible little gremlins.

well, i think its time for some baby games. going to go pretend that i have power in an virtual world.

“It is necessary, no imperative, that the kiddos be hurt” -Matthew Robert’s

justtt did a massive amount of cleaning. im taking CONTROL of my life. cleaning my penis! absolute chaos! and thats frightening!

Ate my greens, eye still twitching. I need a screen detox tbh

lil hapa dix. lmfao!

aul ma is such a bitter old bitch

please join me in killing wizards

spent the past 30 minutes staring at a 10 second loop of a [redacted] now it's time for bed