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#7777
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2 weeks ago
gta 6 leaker is back and this time he has a roadmap where he releases videos when his shitcoin reaches a certain market cap lol
i suggested something like this months ago, just an automated release script and donation counter.
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#7776 2 weeks ago
damn these beans got me wizshitting 3 times a day 😖
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#7773 3 weeks ago
only brown people aren't suicidal, because they're deprived of rationality
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#7771 3 weeks ago
kill yourself
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#7770 3 weeks ago
i saw some magic mushrooms the other day in the grass but there were people around so i pretended i didn't see it
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#7761 3 weeks ago
i just had a fucking massive nose bleed. the first ive ever had a nose bleed in my life. i was trying to clean my nose with a tissue then put too much of the tissue in and blood started just gushing out. i am shaken lad... this is not good for my hypochondria... luckily i think its stopped bleeding.
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#7754 3 weeks ago
normies on xitter are discussing whether they'd shoot the tiger to save the autistic man. some are saying that human life is valuable no matter what, some are saying it's natural selection.

there's this weird thing about stupidity. if you're kind of stupid, people will call you stupid and shit on you and blame you for shit going wrong. but if you're MEGA stupid i.e. autistic and retarded, you're disabled so it's kind of no longer socially appropriate to blame your being stupid.

the tiger and the autistic man is the modern day trolley problem. what would you do wizzie?
i actually don't know. i want to feel bad for the autistic man, but i somehow can't. i have trouble empathizing with extremely stupid or evil individuals. i can't get into that headspace.
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#7751 3 weeks ago
i kind of went to bed earlier last night, and i felt tired and fell asleep but it was the weird kind of half-sleep that's more like a shitty nap and then i woke up in the middle of the night (neighbor has his phone on the floor and i heard it buzzing at 4:30) and couldn't fall asleep for a couple of hours but eventually fell asleep and i'm up at 1pm instead of 5pm as usual lol, so i'm improving.
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#7743 3 weeks ago
nooo dont take risks any more u might get seriously hurt. cause ur older... and bigger... and less mobile... and big things fall harder.... FUCKING DIE.
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#7742 3 weeks ago
nooo dont eat sugar... its so bad for u... no dont eat anything baked it will raise ur cholesterol. if you use computer too long it will cause eye strain... if u stay inside too long ur vit d levels get ruined... if you sit too long it reduces ur life span.......... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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#7741 3 weeks ago
getting old sucks so bad its just like. cant eat this or youll get fat. have to eat enough fiber or you cant shit. have to eat veges and other crap or your arteries will clog. have to exercise or you might get blood clots. drugs hit you ten times as hard. you get aches for no reason. FUCK. and youth lasts like 20 years then 60 years of shit... being a human is shit.
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#7740 3 weeks ago
feels has 22x as many posts than here ;____; we have to work 22x harder to beat it!
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#7736 3 weeks ago
Ordered a taxi for work and the taxi driver called me cause he couldn't find the street name I was on and thought it didn't exist then trying to explain where it was and the street next to it and how to spell it then i think he just got butthurt and rage quit and hung up and canceled the trip lol
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#7735 3 weeks ago
tfw the autism jumper ive worn for 10 years almost every day is falling apart... this is an important part of my routine and if it breaks idk what to do. i should buy a sewing kit and try repair it.
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#7734 3 weeks ago
let me FUCKING kill you!
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