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#7915 2 weeks ago
hey, let's check on tfw and see wha-
>Its always a woman grabbing the horse's dick to help him fuck a mare.
hmmm yea, that's what i thought 😬
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#7914 2 weeks ago
new rj mitte gossip:
he was adopted. apparently that fucks you up a lot as an adult, but he seemed quite attached to his mom and half-sister. idk, twitter goons still throwing everything at the wall: he was disabled, broke, ADOPTED (the horror!), jew manager scammed him, hollywood didn't want to hire him, so no wonder he killed himself... i still think it's the girlfriend's fault somehow 😬
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#7913 2 weeks ago
oh, yeah... when ur me they let you do it. let you grope the feelers...
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#7912 2 weeks ago
>JUST IN - Trump: Execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will not be livestreamed.

orange man chickened out. can he fulfill one single promise? they seem to just announce shit and gauge the media response/backlash and then if the tea leaves are just right, they do it, but most of the time he just daydreams in front of the camera and that's how he tests his ideas. it's like those 4chan threads, "just finished X, tell me what i think of it".
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#7910 2 weeks ago
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2110121868757737967

They aren't even pretending it's not bad anymore lol
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#7909 2 weeks ago
Adam driver is fuggers fuggin fugly, but he makes up for it cause he is tall, deep voice, muscular, head full of hair
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#7907 2 weeks ago
last night torture: swollen gassy painful belly seasoned with dystonia
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#7904 2 weeks ago
for some reason tfw mocks the worst on niggers not realising most of them represent the worst of whites. l-lmao!!! many such cases!
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#7900 2 weeks ago
https://microsoft.ai/news/towards-humanist-superintelligence/

Just slap "human" at the front of it, that will trick da goyim!!!
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#7899 2 weeks ago
i bet ggp would have thought i was so hot as a 15 yo
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#7890 2 weeks ago edited
just have nightmares about childhood experiences with aul ma:

- she used to listen on my phone calls to people
- used to go through my garbage
- used to sniff my underwear and comb over them for "extra cleaning" with a spray
- any time people were over she would yap about messiness and noise
- often had to have my door open if anyone stayed over
- sometimes forced me to sleep with my door open (prob so i didnt fap)

realising all the more what an overbearing freak she was
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#7886 2 weeks ago
lol
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#7885 2 weeks ago
>RJ Mitte's fiancee reportedly gave him an ultimatum to choose between her and his mother before his death, according to TMZ

damn... she tried to get in between him and his aul ma!! probably financial shit, don't give your mother money so we can pretend to be hollywood elites lol. fuck bitchez, stay virgin 4 life
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#7882 2 weeks ago
today i'm gonna roast a whole chicken 😋
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#7877 2 weeks ago
fresh gossip on rj mitte:
apparently he did it because he was "nearly broke" and his fiance "deserved to be with someone better". i guess she didn't kill him directly, but the presence of the feminine was definitely a factor, it makes men judge themselves much more harshly. in a way, it's better not to have a girlfriend because she's a constant reminder that you're doing shit and not living up to some ideal. when a guy is single, he can live in a shitty apartment with no furniture and just chill or grind towards something, but when you have a partner, everything is just much more real and difficult. it's not easy redefining yourself in your mid-30s when you realize the acting shit isn't going to work out. he had success too early and couldn't capitalize on it due to various circumstances, happens with a lot of child actors.
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