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#824 2 months ago
i am the problem
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#823 2 months ago
i've grown out of video games, i know they are a complete waste of time (especially if you're not having fun), but i still can't shake that feeling of FOMO. i still browse /v/ and watch streamers play and 4 hour video essays about deus ex, but any game that i try to play i get bored in 5-10 minutes lol

it's not even like brainrot because i have other hobbies and i don't have problems focusing on things i actually find engaging. but video games ain't it 😅
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#821 2 months ago
like 5 years ago just as i was walking into a shop someone that i knew from school was walking out and recognized me and stopped in front of me and said my name. i couldn't even say a word to him. i just ignored him completely and walked around him. i think i heard him shrug or sigh or something and he walked away too. luckily he was someone i didn't know that well. if it was one of my actual school "friends" they would've probably followed me into the shop and i would've had to run away to avoid talking to them.
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#820 2 months ago
now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick...
and it's all in my head, but she's touching his...
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#815 2 months ago
>>>/wiz/229558

this "wizard" is actually a witchie in disguise. there are thousands of them lurking at any moment.
sometimes they get together and talk about wizards and which one is the cutest.
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#814 2 months ago
lainners don't like feelers bcuz
>we don't FUCK and SUCK
>we're straight edge and don't have any drug connections
>we still use winblows to play our manbaby games
>we don't crossdress for fun
>we code in python instead of lisp
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#813 2 months ago
i posted some replies on twitter for the first time since i created the account 6 years ago and i'm getting constant heart notifications. seems like there's no way to turn this off lol...
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#812 2 months ago
i heard this one from a normalfag one time, when you fuck girls from behind, sometimes you can smell the shit in their asshole if they haven't cleaned it. their poop hole is very close to the bagina.

female experts, how true is this?
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#809 2 months ago
i bought a fleshlight on amazon just to see what p*ssy is supposed to feel like

feels pretty good ngl
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#806 2 months ago
stevie and matty used to be best buds.. what happened?
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#805 2 months ago
i'm gonna blow up the whole world with a powerful energy blast if you keep calling me gay andy! don't make me do it!
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#804 2 months ago
haven't even checked my crypto in over a year since it just goes down and down and down...

i had over $10k at one point... FUCK. now it's like literally $100.
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#800 2 months ago
^Don't you have to go on a rant for several hours about your boogeyman on your own gay website while ERPing with trannies?


don't know where you got your intel, but the reports of military-aged transsexuals was... greatly exaggerated. the ranting and ERP taking place was, according to our sources, merely an attempt to make others laugh and have fun, something foreign to your culture, but it doesn't seem to break any International Laws of Wizardry.
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#799 2 months ago
seems like the mods finally removed the lainchan thread. lucky they're slow and we got a couple days of exposure.
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#796 2 months ago
I feel like I've been at the precipice of a major spiritual breakthrough for a while now but I just can't cross the threshold.

nope. false alarm. it was just a huge wet fart
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