feeling wizardly and i know it

wiz baby want to FUCK

glowmin, come fight me behind mcdonalds. i will fucking kill you.

aul ma, you rotten aul BITCH, i WILL get you.

i could never have sex even in dreams i always woke up or something interrupted it every single time until i bought a fleshlight and used it. i think my brain has a rough idea what sex feels like now so i'm able to have sex in dreams now although it's only happened twice so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fhYlYx6-pQ

why does a young attractive chink women date a white man who looks like he's homeless

I lost a wallet with like 100k+ usd worth of bitcoins. hey, never expected those SHIT COINS to be worth anything. my sub conscious keeps trying to remember ways to get them back in dreams. like SHUT THE FUCK UP, nerd, they're gone, deal with it.

Feeling pretty crusty rn lads

i'm a 100% wizophile

https://x.com/JFGariepy/status/2087269194949935441

only reason i'd prefer a physical cookbook like this is being able to flip through the pages and just look at the pictures until something catches my attention. images help a lot when you don't know what you want to cook.

soupchan should have a rule no political posts even though i don't see any so far

let's just keep it fun here.

if you want to hurt me then go ahead

sleep schedule is f*cked so i've been just reading a lot with ambient music in the background.
i'm devouring this second book in the Red Rising series.

what are souppies reading?

I glued my balls to my butthole again. Ohhhh myyy god.

this is the high-level discussion going on [redacted]. now that all the whimsical funny posters have left, glowmin is resorting to "comedy" but no one is laughing. a pathetic, pale imitation of real wizgags.

i still have zero mana. the system is BAD, it should be more generous.