im going to rape ur tight lil virgin hole ^_^

I'm guessing glowmin's SSL cert expired. When I audited his server everything there was incredibly old. He was running like SSH versions years out of date and web servers that had like 50+ vulnerabilities. The feels software also seems to have been reused from the original in which it used fixed dependency versions from like 5+ year old software. Some of which was now unmaintained. I found other shit, mostly it was bad configuration. There were almost certainly DoS vectors on the server to crash stuff if a man baby were so inclined.

Going to go drink some coffee, can't sleep, maybe ill just get up early or some shit.

i guess we got nothin' to say..

matty's musty manhole vs stevie's steamy stinkhole

what's gonna happen

yea, soupchan is vibecoded, but at least it werks and that's all that matters.
meanwhile glowmin is too scared to make any changes, lest the dinosaur code he's running happens to break permanently.
he also doesn't know how to do backup or source control... won't open source it so we can help either because he's afraid of accidentally sharing credentials.
it's a sinking ship. soupchan is the future. today's goofy feature idea is tomorrow's implementation.

can we get a light theme?

it's hip to fuck wizards

Fix your shit, ratmin

⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️
We have been visited by glowies.
And they have determined...
that we are law-abiding citizens with nothing to fear.

wait, this shit vibecoded?? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

https://streamable.com/kogyyg

disrespectful uncle tom gets his just desserts when a black KANG speaks on business frfr
they deadass be askin our guy to lower the volume on his speaker like this ain't america smh

the "site background" spell doesn't actually cost 60mp because it charges you 150mp for uploading a picture. very jewish feature

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