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#1600 2 months ago
Meatspace is a crazy place. I was also thinking how interesting it is that naturally instinctively we know how to tell how old people are, like you can tell someone is in their 20s, 30s, 40s. We didn’t get taught to do this we just know.
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#1597 2 months ago
I made eye contact with a witchie at McDonald’s then she caught me staring at her, then she sat in front of me in another booth next to mine but facing me once she got her food and I freaked out then I guess she found me disgusting and she left. Mans mana is safe for now
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#1595 2 months ago
OMG
The receptionists at the doctors office were CUTEEEEE
*blood spurt shoots out of wizzies nose as he gets blown backwards*
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#1593 2 months ago
When I’m out in the meatspace I like to go “anomaly hunting” basically it’s just seeing interesting things in the world in mundane places, like architectural features, graffiti, things that people have lying around, everything

Two anomaloms I saw today:
Someone had a realistic face mask on their car seat idk if it’s to scare burglars or something it’s creepy

Also a yugioh card hanging off a car mirror what a nerd, and on an apartment wall “warlok at 35” must be bros drug dealing name!!

Honestly these are not very interesting anomalies I will find better ones for you guys
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#1592 2 months ago
/wizardchan/b/1039921

wizard explains what sex is like
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#1591 2 months ago
stevie told me i had to color my hair blond to be his wiz friend and wear blue contacts. idk what he means by that, but i did as he said so he didnt hurt my wiz cat.
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#1590 2 months ago
i need to do my best to support aul mas soup feelers. i have to keep them happy or they'll turn into stevie.
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#1585 2 months ago
i was called a man baby. do you think i deserve to be called a man baby?
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#1576
>>1577
2 months ago
I ORDERED A WRENCH THE OTHER DAY AND IT STILL ISNT HERE
I WANT MY WRENCH I NEED MY WRENCH
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#1573 2 months ago
The cnstruction workers building the house next door are listening to radiohead fake plastic trees. Should I poke my head out and say "GAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
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#1570 2 months ago edited
I gotta go to the doctor then I'm going to the gym

testing edit my post
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#1562 2 months ago
tracer has no ass or boobs. but i still want to smell her sweaty feet after a run.
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#1559 2 months ago
well, some nice new soup features for nao, i go play my baby games now
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#1558 2 months ago
actually, looked into it more and warrant canary just seems like asking to be sued for violating a gag order and has legally never been tested. it seems like a bad idea to me. civil subpoenas and dmca req are more likely and they can be disclosed normally.
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#1557 2 months ago
added warrant canary to the bottom for the schizos here ;)
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