Jeffrey Epstein here! I'm not actually dead, just hiding. This is my favourite website!

stevie: if everyone else is to blame the problem is almost always you.

Monday's child is a man-baby,
Tuesday's child is a tantrum-throwing tyke,
Wednesday's child is a whining weakling,
Thursday's child is a thumb-sucking toddler,
Friday's child is a feckless fool,
Saturday's child is a spoiled simpleton,
Sunday's child is a stunted son.

i'll be honest, matty's a big crybaby too. so fuck this place too.

fuck feels, fuck wizchan and FUCK soupchan. there i said it!

fuck.. you.. ALL!

don't get me started on the brazilian filth that run wizchan these days. literal newfags from discord took over and started enforcing their own made up rules on /b/.

i don't post on wizchan or feels anymore for this reason. eat SHIT normalfags.

what glowmin did to feels is a disgrace. feels was ALL about fun and shitposting before. you could say anything you wanted as a joke. then he turned it into a locked down, no fun allowed, angry political board for the 10 most hateful and bitter feelers. what a sad loser glowmin is. disgrace!

schizo stevie and gangstalked glowmin at it again! many such cases.

I know HTML haha..how to meet ladies

Remember glowmin throwing a scrotfit if you called out the Jews

Couple weird looks at the wizgym, could be schizophrenia or maybe they are admiring my pump

Elliot rodger would be an unc if he was still alive today

GRAB EM BY THE WAND. THEY LET YOU DO ANYTHING WHEN YOUR AN ARCHMAGE

When even people with weird or "exotic" tastes and tendencies get creeped out by me:

*sits next to the lainchanner*
Hey, you don’t let those other wizzied give you any trouble you hear me? If you ever need a friend, ever need some help I’m here alright?
*puts my hand on the lainchanners knee*
I know what it’s like to be where you are right now, everything is new and confusing. If you ever need someone to guide you or speak to you I’m here. Those other wiz, well..I don’t want to say anything bad but they don’t get it like I do…I really appreciate you you know, you’ve got a kind heart, keen intellect, soft skin… uh anything and I’ll be there okay

trapping lainchanners in my room so i can make them comfort me while i cry