hey soupchan email dudes: i had to temporarily disable the roundcube thing because there's a new php exploit. it will be a while before this is patched. soupchan stays online because its python. coincidentally, that feel when is python too.
if im not mistaken every image board should technically go down until PHP is patched? as this is a big deal.
#8260
1 week ago
patch is coming out today, scheduled for 9am CT (in less than an hour, i think). some places are temporarily down out of an abundance of caution, but it's a nothingburger. no one's gonna hack your hobby project, my dude.
>>8265
you loudly and stupidly proclaimed a severe vulnerability being actively exploited across the internet was a "nothingburger". then proceeded to mock the idea of wanting to avoid active exploitation due to this site being unpopular. even though exploit scanners run by bots don't care if a system is "popular" to humans or not.
go be an ignorant condescending retard somewhere else.
you loudly and stupidly proclaimed a severe vulnerability being actively exploited across the internet was a "nothingburger". then proceeded to mock the idea of wanting to avoid active exploitation due to this site being unpopular. even though exploit scanners run by bots don't care if a system is "popular" to humans or not.
go be an ignorant condescending retard somewhere else.
>>8267
>sir, our bot just found the jackpot... a server running a vibe coded text board full of posts talking about poop and arguing about trannies. this is why i got into cyber crime in the first place!!!!
>wait, did he just... he just disabled the only thing running PHP on his server. it's over... we missed our shot. who is this guy?
>it's self-taught tech genius matthew roberts. he reads hackernews, nothing gets past him... he's a legend in the hacker world, but he suffered a nervous breakdown from too much caffeine... he burned out like a christmas tree. he was having... up to 3 coffees a day!!
>holy shit... why would he need so much horsepower?
>no one knows. he's a mysterious figure, but he never forgives those who try to wrong him. pull out before he reads our cyber signatur-
>too late, he's reverse hacking us!!! he's in!! oh god, how... ??
>heh... it's been a good run, boys. we messed with the wrong... cowboy... [head explodes]
>sir, our bot just found the jackpot... a server running a vibe coded text board full of posts talking about poop and arguing about trannies. this is why i got into cyber crime in the first place!!!!
>wait, did he just... he just disabled the only thing running PHP on his server. it's over... we missed our shot. who is this guy?
>it's self-taught tech genius matthew roberts. he reads hackernews, nothing gets past him... he's a legend in the hacker world, but he suffered a nervous breakdown from too much caffeine... he burned out like a christmas tree. he was having... up to 3 coffees a day!!
>holy shit... why would he need so much horsepower?
>no one knows. he's a mysterious figure, but he never forgives those who try to wrong him. pull out before he reads our cyber signatur-
>too late, he's reverse hacking us!!! he's in!! oh god, how... ??
>heh... it's been a good run, boys. we messed with the wrong... cowboy... [head explodes]