anyone buying anything other than the cheapest vodka is a braindead pseudointellectual piece of fucking shit

all alcohol tastes like shit and gives you brain damage.

The cheapest vodka fucks my stomach up. Absolut is my vodka of choice.

Im not paying for the taste

All alcohol tastes like shit if it didn't make you drunk nobody would like it and that is a fact (people who drink non alcoholic alcohol are sociopaths it's like those guys who drink milk in movies eg a clockwork orange )

^ non-alcoholic is for recovering alcoholics

I drink milk all the time. but whats better than mere milk? alcoholic milk.