this is why uber is good. fuck taxis.

Waiting for another taxi now that is not retarded old boomer

mongolian hapa meat, lmfao FUCKING ASS OFF!!

It's pretty tasty lads

>>7714
thinking bout them beans

>>7726
damn that would be a shock if it turned back while u were wizing it

The cashier old lady had zero emotion at all, frightening to the autist, does she hate me

I have a gun which turns the feeler into a very hot female version of them (even the ugly feelers it finds a way to make flattering) and I can fuck them the catch is it only lasts an hour so I gotta be quick using it, trust me you don't want to get caught out fucking the feeler when it transforms back into a boi

Can't get enough of that stuff, until it's fucking drained , then I assure Matty that I'll be back and I really fucking need him

At another point I was in some kind of squid game hunger games type thing

Baby wants to fuuuuuckk

walk up to him and be like: "this is how you treat the love of ur life! men should treat women with respect!" and act disgusted and ashamed at him.

sniff ur hayle ladddd and get high off it

wow! which wiz did you catch feels for!?