If a lump of basalt were bacon, it would be tastier and possibly would be sold for a good price. But it isn't bacon and it won't be.

>>2180
i think people would treat me better if i was a cute gurl. and i could find a strong, tall bf to take care of me cuz i'm useless heh 👁️👄👁️

feature idea: soupchan main title header should turn into rainbow text when it's pride month to celebrate trans and gay people in the community

^ the setting doesn't make it easier. if you write a fantasy novel, you still have to understand people and how they tick. writing interactions between normies as an autist is kind of hard. not to mention the sex scenes...

no its not possible, but you can repent

so write about being a manbaby just dress it up. make it into a high fantasy manbaby wizard adventure or something idk. thats what made george martin his millions right

>>2174
i want to be a gurl. do you think it's possible? (spoiler: i'm a 30-year-old grown ASS man)

feature idea: [read-more] tag that costs mana, but lets you go over 1000 characters. it shows max 1000 on the front page then "Read more...", when you open the feel you can see all of it. it's useful sometimes when you want to write a feel-essay.

you will never be a woman

>I can see the movie in my head
I'm the same way with music. But I don't especially like basically any of the music I think (or hear but thats another matter lol) so maybe if I wanted to I could learn to write it idk

laughs in transgender! loll same sissy- like that's just so me and you ahaha

>they'd write philosophy instead
Not sure what you're referring to as classics, but different genres obviously attract different readers. Do you want to reach a certain type of sperg who spends his days studying his navel? Write philosophy. Want to reach another type of sperg who spends his days navel gazing ? Write comicbooks.

Most books are published because the publisher expects a profit, you make profit by being saleable at a scale. If I want an actually good/insightful book I can do a lot better than browsing the barnes and noble new shelves, and to a large degree this means looking backward.

Also, philosophy is relevant to the average person but the average philosophy book is part of a network of navelgazing that has more self references than the marvel cinematic universe. A solid standalone novel, or history book or what have you can make the same philosophical points without refference to that paper universe but only living in the reader's understanding of reality.

^ have you seen any of the greats, like sopranos, breaking bad, better call saul, dexter etc.?
i kind of envy you bcuz i've seen almost everything, so i have to dig through new releases to find shit that's watchable. plenty of good shows still, but waiting an entire week between episodes just kills me.

^ i only watch reddit and morty and there's only 10 episodes a year (or something cbf looking it up)