some wizards FUCK! get over it!

gay vampires that need cummie to survive uwu

GGP posters can be like skin crawling gay at times. but others quite lols.

vampires
demons
spooky haunted hospitals
it's really serious

Goodnight everyone but GGP

feeler friend has a date tonight, but he admitted to me that he never kissed a girl and is worried about performing the kiss at the end of the date. "wiz... can you help me? can you pretend to be a girl and let me practice the kiss on you? please?" how could i say no to the lil guy? after about an hour, my tongue got really tired so we took a break. "it's just that... i still don't feel ready. maybe another session before i leave?" his technique seems fine to me, but i've also never kissed a girl so what the heck do i know.

ive hidden more references to phallic objects throughout thatfeelwhen for glowmin to find. Call it his own personal treasure hunt. He'll have to follow the trail of posts, wondering every time if the post is a genuine reference to gayness or merely a figment of his imagination. And I spared no expense with this exercise. I probably have posts now going back months on tfw. He's going to be seeing so many gay posts that eventually there will be a false positive. and he'll ban one of his own rats. i call this: operation gayop.

grand auntie came to visit and gave me 10 euros.
this manbaby is rich ^_^

here's my pitch for a TV show. So its like a spin-off of sesame street: the main star is Gooker. Just this totally wild, misguided adult, a buffoon of a man. And the whole premise of the show is having kids teach Gooker about the world. All his reactions are genuine. He will respond puzzled to the simplest enquires, or try to tell the children his own (extremely odd) insights into life. Then the children will respond naturally like: "ewwww, you don't think you need to wash?!"

The show will challenge ideas about age, wisdom, and intelligence. And kids are a natural contrast to gooker. They are extremely honest and can be harsh in their feedback. which will be good for gooker who is stubborn and ignores everyone. So can the little kids teach gooker how to understand the world?

doing more gayops on tfw.

man babies be like "i dont like [popular thing] my tastes are more obscure"

Even violent (rape, murder) psychopaths locked in high-security psychiatric wards have more sexual success than autistic men: 39% manage to seduce the female staff guarding them into consensual sex, with some even marrying them.

you used to have to go to some obscure internet forum with 10 dudes to get this kind of blackpill knowledge, now it's fucking mainstream twitter lmao

turning stevie trans over years of psyops and other feels gay never stops making me lol.

i blame the demiurge, but the truth is... i'm the heckin problem, it's ME!!

hey glowmin, you're not one of those incel virgins, right?