feature suggestion to piss off the chuds:
white population counter

We need to conquer lainchan and take femboy slaves

^ ok, sleep tight. ur safe, i will keep a watch out for gangstalkers

I'm going to sleep soon, gotta go grind some cheese tomorrow

he's still got the All Stars, the hottest dudes, the funniest lolcows. we can't compete...

i was told that lainchan is full of "trannies" but so far it's just dumb computer nerds... i was promised femboys!!

must be stressful being around them. you never know which one is gonna chimp out, what little thing is gonna set them off... there's this one quote "american life is centered around making enough money to move as far away from the undesirables as possible". even if you live in a gated community, you will run into them at some point.

all we can do is appreciate the neet times that we get and look back fondly on them. i'm gonna tell my grandkids about my unemployment years and how they were the happiest of my life.

^ i wash the dishes every day so the kitchen is pristine and the ma is always motivated to cook. today she's going to the local fair tho, so i'm gonna get a bunch of yummy fair food when she comes back.

*matthew standing in the doorway with a belt in his hand*
guess who didn't do the program the way I told it to again?
*claude crying in the corner just doing its best*

^ also, noticed a bug:
when you make a new post and someone replies, you don't get the little badge notification because you haven't opened the thread yet and you don't have the "soupchan:seen" entry in local storage yet.

I wish I had the energy to cook, for some reason maybe autism I just order the same things these days usually mcdonalds, well also the aul ma doesn't clean the kitchen so takeaway is just easier

^ good idea, i can do that tomorrow if i get the chance

^ And I'd like you to show up outside my door with a crazy smile on your face, but nothing halfway interesting ever happens in my life. I honestly don't care about gender, I'm at the point that I'd allow myself to get caught by a skin-walker if it promises to be my friend...