i havent had any affection from any of u recently. my social bar is literally in the black. thats a negative value bellow red. it means that i am close to dying.

He was having an affair with an ugly hag

if your wizwife is found dead with suspicious marks just say you had rough wizsex

he is cringe fake crying

they were 100,000 in debt, wtf. what do these norplords spend their money on? Did they buy a second house? Do they need a new car every five years? lots of holidays? lol sounds like he was alimonyhurt

The narrator is so insufferable "WE DONT OWN LE AMAZON IT IS MAGICALLY IMPENETRABLE IT BEATS US HUMANS" jesus christ, I'm not even a chud but it makes me sympathize with bolsonarrow wanting to just plow the fuck out of it and mine it, le science lefties are so annoying!

I want to go in there and get some ancient gold tbh

https://youtu.be/irrQLsKK4jA?t=927

Why does he just repeat himself. Was he just reading his shitty AI script

The comments are so bad, normie slop
"HEHEHE PERFECT PLACE TO DROP LE POLITICIANS IN"
"still easier than acquiring home ownership in le 2026"
"given le state of le world...its relieving that amazon is so hostile"

You aren't driving. Your just burying a very expensive truck

His kids are lucky he can rot in prison and they get that nice fucking house (also lost both their parents but w/e)

It might be mostly hindsight but in cases like this they usually seem way too unaffected and kind of cheerful

come on bud at least come up with three movies you watched

He nearly got away with it

idk if I can be scrunted watching this 1 hour 24 minute vid