you know, i've noticed this one thing that feds do. they take what you say and make you sound gay and retarded? wow. is there no end to their sick methods? they figured out that if they call you gay and retarded, it kind of hurts you, emotionally, like you feel sad, ashamed, angry even. as expected from the federal bureau of investigations. they are master manipulators.

i tried to oversleep to avoid waking up in the middle of the night and i feel like shit now. gonna freshen up and chop up some veggies for the beans today.

My sickness is going away but I still have gunk in my chest and I have lost my voice and gone raspy from coughing

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new man baby delusion unlocked!

you horrible little turnip. I WILL get you!

smoking behind the supermarket with u is the best smoking commercial ever! LADS, I LITERALLY WANT TO SMOKE NOW! IM CRYING!

IM BEGGING YOU.

Someone said "atp" in a sentence and I wasted time googling to find out it means at this point, what a pointless acronym

LET ME, FUCKING LET ME

I didn't know the creator of yugioh died in a snorkeling accident in 2022

pinning down stevie with the other feelers and running a train on them. lmaoo! a girl was born that day!

uhhh uhh yeah... love stretching my wiz back

does stevie have a nice ass lads? i think we need to see it.

Real methjew hours