I made eye contact with a witchie at McDonald’s then she caught me staring at her, then she sat in front of me in another booth next to mine but facing me once she got her food and I freaked out then I guess she found me disgusting and she left. Mans mana is safe for now

OMG
The receptionists at the doctors office were CUTEEEEE
*blood spurt shoots out of wizzies nose as he gets blown backwards*

When I’m out in the meatspace I like to go “anomaly hunting” basically it’s just seeing interesting things in the world in mundane places, like architectural features, graffiti, things that people have lying around, everything

Two anomaloms I saw today:
Someone had a realistic face mask on their car seat idk if it’s to scare burglars or something it’s creepy

Also a yugioh card hanging off a car mirror what a nerd, and on an apartment wall “warlok at 35” must be bros drug dealing name!!

Honestly these are not very interesting anomalies I will find better ones for you guys

/wizardchan/b/1039921

wizard explains what sex is like

stevie told me i had to color my hair blond to be his wiz friend and wear blue contacts. idk what he means by that, but i did as he said so he didnt hurt my wiz cat.

i need to do my best to support aul mas soup feelers. i have to keep them happy or they'll turn into stevie.

i was called a man baby. do you think i deserve to be called a man baby?

I ORDERED A WRENCH THE OTHER DAY AND IT STILL ISNT HERE
I WANT MY WRENCH I NEED MY WRENCH

The cnstruction workers building the house next door are listening to radiohead fake plastic trees. Should I poke my head out and say "GAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

I gotta go to the doctor then I'm going to the gym

testing edit my post

tracer has no ass or boobs. but i still want to smell her sweaty feet after a run.

well, some nice new soup features for nao, i go play my baby games now

actually, looked into it more and warrant canary just seems like asking to be sued for violating a gag order and has legally never been tested. it seems like a bad idea to me. civil subpoenas and dmca req are more likely and they can be disclosed normally.

added warrant canary to the bottom for the schizos here ;)

amazing new soupchan themes! woah!!! hacker man!