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#1985 1 month ago
WARNING - THIS WEBSITE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 180 SECONDS
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#1984 1 month ago
SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME GLOWMIN, SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME
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#1981 1 month ago
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#1980 1 month ago
>>1979
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#1978 1 month ago
https://x.com/wickedeye_/status/2087583807457136710

made me kek. it really do be like that.
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#1974 1 month ago
Who wins?
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#1972 1 month ago
[shake][shake][shake][shake]my roflcopter go soisoisoisoisoi[/shake][/shake][/shake][/shake]
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#1970 1 month ago
[shake][shake][shake][shake][shake][shake][shake]my roflcopter go soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi[/shake][/shake][/shake][/shake][/shake][/shake][/shake]
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#1969 1 month ago
aul ma
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#1965 1 month ago
Soy milk is yummy
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#1953 1 month ago
An enraged Glowmin confronts and threatens Matthew, for "messing with his girls" at his establishment
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#1952 1 month ago
last night i thought i heard something moving in my room and i let out a blood curdling scream. i dont thing ive heard such terror in my wiz voice before.
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#1948 1 month ago
new female theory:
succubi don't actually care about individual features per se, they are just hard-wired to pick out the main character in every group. you can be 5'6 but everyone around you has to be shorter. you can be 80 iq but everyone around you has to be dumber. you can be ugly, but everyone else... you get the idea. the problem is - we short-circuited their tiny fembrains with social media, because now they will never be satisfied with the locally optimal guy when globally optimal guy exists. if you want to control women effectively, you just need to limit the information. they should all lust over the one guy in the village, not some pop star or whatever.

addendum: tallness is over-represented as a selector because it's highly visible, you can instantly pick out the biggest guy in a group, but you giving them iq tests or giving them a chance to make you laugh takes too much time.
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#1947 1 month ago
No feels?? Fine I'll go hang out at thatfeelwhen with gooker and we can talk about childrens games like treasure planet and stuart little
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#1942 1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG86mhOGjB8

throw stevie down the well
so my soupchan can be chud free
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